Chronicle 01
The Four Idiots of the Marketplace
Before time began, there was no Pokémon GO, no Discord, and nobody asking for $3.
Recovered Discord server records
Team Rocket’s Black Market
The completely unreliable history of auctions, rivalries, weddings, Rupees, and the sacred question: who bid $3?
25 chroniclesOne chaotic canonStill unfolding
Discord Server LoreVol. I
Team Rocket’sBlackMarket
Property of the Marketplace. Probably.
The lore, now in motion
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Episode 01The Four Idiots of the MarketplaceWatch +
Before time began, there was no Pokémon GO, no Discord, and nobody asking for $3.
Episode 02The Great Three-Dollar AuctionWatch +
Peace lasted exactly twelve minutes before an auction nobody understood began a legendary war.
Episode 03The Arrival of YukiWatch +
A lone figure entered carrying coffee and the exhausted expression of the Marketplace’s last rational person.
Episode 04The Unexpected GuardianWatch +
The four legends united to defend their honor—and immediately marched in the wrong direction.
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The chronicles
25 recovered records · Volume I
Chronicle 02
The Great Three-Dollar Auction
Peace lasted exactly twelve minutes before an auction nobody understood began a legendary war.
Chronicle 03
The Arrival of Yuki
A lone figure entered carrying coffee and the exhausted expression of the Marketplace’s last rational person.
Chronicle 04
The Unexpected Guardian
The four legends united to defend their honor—and immediately marched in the wrong direction.
Chronicle 05
The Arrival of the Injection Master
All hope seemed lost—until a thunderous invitation to play Fortnite shook the land.
Chronicle 06
The Celebration Nobody Asked For
Seventeen victory auctions, one protein shaker, and a cheek kiss brought the Marketplace to a halt.
Chronicle 07
The Wedding of Complete Confusion
Nobody knew who proposed, the chairs were auctioned, and the groom forgot whose wedding it was.
Chronicle 08
The Wedding Crash
A shadow stopped the ceremony with a revelation so confusing that even GO dropped his auction bell.
Chronicle 09
The Six-Way Solution
Pogochef solved the Marketplace’s impossible drama with the worst group plan anyone had ever heard.
Chronicle 10
Romeo Has Absolutely No Game
Romeo brought confidence, Nicotine brought noise, and Momma Sherree brought a rolled-up newspaper.
Chronicle 11
King, Loki, and the World’s BEST Payment App
A revolutionary payment app promised zero questions and relocated everyone’s Rupees.
Chronicle 12
The Legend of AscentDarkly
The sneakiest merchant in the Marketplace stole customers with four quiet words: ‘I have a better deal.’
Chronicle 13
The Rise of JDubs
Five hundred trillion Rupees, a golden limousine, and one stranger determined to balance the books.
Chronicle 14
The Billion-Rupee Bidding War
JDubs and NATE pushed a Marketplace auction to one billion Rupees—until an impossible-to-satisfy newcomer interrupted.
Chronicle 15
Sippy’s Last Attempt
Sippy arrived with ten billion more Rupees and one final attempt to make the impossible-to-satisfy Mark happy.
Chronicle 16
Styl’s Big Secret
A quiet newcomer arrived with a secret, and the Marketplace responded with conspiracy charts, auctions, and unexpected kindness.
Chronicle 17
The Great GO Auction War
Neyzz shattered centuries of Marketplace tradition with one forbidden bid: four Rupees.
Chronicle 18
The Great Auction Begins
The Three-Dollar Army met the Four-Dollar Rebellion—until a golden carriage interrupted the war.
Chronicle 19
The Two Kyuubis
A golden carriage delivered a second Kyuubi—and the Marketplace immediately preferred the newcomer.
Chronicle 20
The Divorce
As the original Kyuubi’s jealousy grew, Phantom made a decision that silenced the entire Marketplace.
Chronicle 21
The Perfect Impostor
Everyone trusted the second Kyuubi—but after dark, his cheerful mask finally slipped.
Chronicle 22
Pogochef’s New Companion
A joyful introduction brought the Marketplace together while an unseen war drew closer beneath it.
Chronicle 23
The Return of AscentDarkly
AscentDarkly returned with a warning about Fake Kyuubi—but nobody wanted to believe him.
Chronicle 24
The Battle for the Marketplace
The impostor revealed his power, divided old friends, and pushed the Marketplace to the brink of destruction.
Chronicle 25
LatestThe End of the Marketplace
The impostor’s identity was finally revealed as the defenders fought for their home—and uncovered the opening move of a much larger plan.
The founding words
“C’MON GUYS… WHO BID $3?”
— GO, approximately one million times