Chronicle 01
The Four Idiots of the Marketplace
Before time began, there was no Pokémon GO, no Discord, and nobody asking for $3.
Recovered Discord server records
Team Rocket’s Black Market
The completely unreliable history of auctions, rivalries, weddings, Rupees, and the sacred question: who bid $3?
13 chroniclesOne chaotic canonStill unfolding
Discord Server LoreVol. I
Team Rocket’sBlackMarket
Property of the Marketplace. Probably.
Table of questionable contents
The chronicles
13 recovered records · Volume I
Chronicle 02
The Great Three-Dollar Auction
Peace lasted exactly twelve minutes before an auction nobody understood began a legendary war.
Chronicle 03
The Arrival of Yuki
A lone figure entered carrying coffee and the exhausted expression of the Marketplace’s last rational person.
Chronicle 04
The Unexpected Guardian
The four legends united to defend their honor—and immediately marched in the wrong direction.
Chronicle 05
The Arrival of the Injection Master
All hope seemed lost—until a thunderous invitation to play Fortnite shook the land.
Chronicle 06
The Celebration Nobody Asked For
Seventeen victory auctions, one protein shaker, and a cheek kiss brought the Marketplace to a halt.
Chronicle 07
The Wedding of Complete Confusion
Nobody knew who proposed, the chairs were auctioned, and the groom forgot whose wedding it was.
Chronicle 08
The Wedding Crash
A shadow stopped the ceremony with a revelation so confusing that even GO dropped his auction bell.
Chronicle 09
The Six-Way Solution
Pogochef solved the Marketplace’s impossible drama with the worst group plan anyone had ever heard.
Chronicle 10
Romeo Has Absolutely No Game
Romeo brought confidence, Nicotine brought noise, and Momma Sherree brought a rolled-up newspaper.
Chronicle 11
King, Loki, and the World’s BEST Payment App
A revolutionary payment app promised zero questions and relocated everyone’s Rupees.
Chronicle 12
The Legend of AscentDarkly
The sneakiest merchant in the Marketplace stole customers with four quiet words: ‘I have a better deal.’
Chronicle 13
LatestThe Rise of JDubs
Five hundred trillion Rupees, a golden limousine, and one stranger determined to balance the books.
The founding words
“C’MON GUYS… WHO BID $3?”
— GO, approximately one million times